My name is Bre. I would marry books if I could. That is all.
Is there anyone else out there that’s also dying to hear Sirius’s best man speech at James and Lily’s wedding?
Probably something like:
“I remember, during fifth year, Lily hexing James’s balls off.. And now she’s marrying him! With permission to touch them!”
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| Harry: | Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone. |
|---|---|
| Teachers: | LOL, kids these days! |
| Harry: | There's a voice saying it's wants to kill... |
| Hermione: | Hearing voices isn't normal. |
| Harry: | Sirius Black is innocent. |
| Ministry of Magic: | LOL, NO. |
| Harry: | I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire. |
| Everyone: | Yes you did. |
| Harry: | Voldemort's returned. |
| Ministry of Magic: | You just want attention. |
| Harry: | Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater. |
| Everyone: | Cool story, bro. |
| Harry: | The Deathly Hallows are real. |
| Hermoine: | that's stupid. |
And why couldn’t you stick around to build me up again..?
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| Daughter: | dad I'm a lesbian |
|---|---|
| Dad: | it's cool |
| Second daughter: | dad I'm a lesbian too |
| Dad: | christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock? |
| Son: | i do |
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